The Boys from Derby: "Adversaries" by Gill and Janes

What it is, Groove-ophiles! What d'ya say we truck on back to March 1979 for a scary tale (from Scary Tales #20, and the only non-reprint scary tale in the ish, no less) by Joe Gill (as Thomas Tuna) and Jimmy Janes? With "Adversaries" like these--who needs friends? (Huh?)