
Salutations, slobber-knocker supporters! Today's bout is a wild one, beginning with yet another of those famed Marvel super-hero "I-thought-you-were-the-bad-guy-because-I've-never-seen-you-before" free for alls from
Marvel Two-In-One #29 (April 1977), this one by Marv Wolfman and Ron Wilson. Picture this:
Shang Chi, Master of Kung Fu is taking a lonely walk through the streets of London, England; Ben Grimm, the ever-lovin' blue-eyed
Thing, idol o'millions is also strolling those same streets with his best gal, Alicia Masters on his way to visit a pal. When Ben and Alicia arrive at the friend's house, Alicia slips in something--which turns out to be blood--which, naturally makes her scream in horror.
Shang Chi hears the scream and...

I didn't even hear the bell ring, did you?

But I bet bashful Benjy's hearin' 'em! Of course, kung fu isn't the best style of fighting when you're caught in a bear-hug that could crush a Chrysler...

THING-FU!
Uh oh, looks like the Idol O'Millions is flipping for
Shang Chi...(Insert "groan" here.)


...so when all else fails, and if you've got super-strength, you can always throw furniture at your opponent.

Incoming!!
And the winnah isssss....ah, shucks, there ain't a winner, since
Shang Chi has reasoned that he and the
Thing shouldn't be fighting after all. This bout is "called" on account of intelligence.

(Side note, just 'cause--Shang's "inner narration" must've been popular with the Marvel Heroes, 'cause that's how just about all of their books are "narrated" today. Just sayin'...)